Ask Jean Armstrong!

Yo Armstrong mah nigga boi! How iz you doinnnnn....? You got dem bills all paid up and dat junk you but mann dem smelly thingies do dah triiick!! Tell you what homeboy, you bay mah druuugggs I bay yourrrrsss cuz thats what homiiiesss are fooorrrr brodah

Mon, 10 Sep 2012 22:34:30 -0700

A-Are you intoxicated? I do not do business wi’z la dru-

Actuallement, I ‘ave z’e perfect blend of oils to avoid la ‘angover! La juniper zobers you right up~ ~~I do not want any of la drugs ‘owever.~~

Can you actually cook or do you just rub your magically ghey butt all over the dishes?

Thu, 06 Sep 2012 19:59:18 -0700

Q-Q-Quoi? What iz z’is?!

Making a girl cry… I am a delicate rose! I put la utmost effort into ma cuisine! ; ~;

Do you have a boyfriend? ;)

Thu, 06 Sep 2012 19:54:32 -0700

Ooh la la! Non, Monsieur Anon! I am single! A charming girl like moi cannot just devote herself to one guy, oui? The ‘eart is too fickle!

~~If you would like to try and change z’is, ‘owever…~~

What French dish do you like cooking the most?

Tue, 04 Sep 2012 23:52:00 -0700

Cervelle de veau~! Z’ere is so much you can do wi’z it, so much fun!

Not very many customers order it z’ough. I wonder why.

Hey Armstrong, what oil do you use when you're really stressed?

Tue, 04 Sep 2012 22:52:21 -0700

One of my favorite blends~

Z’ere is la lavender, wi’z some juniper et chamomile! Oh, and ylang ylang if you really want to get fancy! ;)

Anon, are you stressed? …I shall make you a special “stressed anon blend!” wi’z la sandalwood and juniper!

Je suis désolé, mon amis! Sorry!

Tue, 04 Sep 2012 22:26:00 -0700

It seems I ‘ad gotten in a bit of trouble, oui? And, z’e men, z’ey were so mean. I waz not able to get on une computer! Z’ey were quite, ‘ow you say… brutal.

It iz all clear now, I z’ink! La debt is gone! For z’e moment :) ~~Until la bill iz due again.~~

I am back on tumblr!

(ooc: sorry for the long hiatus! OTL Lost the information for this account through all this school drama. But back on, finally! ^^ Ready to answer questions!)

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a Damon Gant now!

Sat, 10 Sep 2011 01:11:11 -0700

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a Damon Gant now!

askcalistoyew: Wait… my ask box should be on my profile. D: Is it not there? ]] [[Never mind! It...

Sat, 10 Sep 2011 00:46:00 -0700

askcalistoyew:

Wait… my ask box should be on my profile. D: Is it not there? ]]

[[Never mind! It just popped up! Before it didn’t show even if I typed “/ask” OTL]]

[[Edit: OOOH! I see xD]]

askcalistoyew: [[ Aaaaaaaaahhh! 8DDD Welcome back! It’s Matt, by the way. <:3c ]] [[Thank...

Sat, 10 Sep 2011 00:41:07 -0700

askcalistoyew:

[[ Aaaaaaaaahhh! 8DDD Welcome back!
It’s Matt, by the way. <:3c ]]

[[Thank youuuuuuu! :D and I missed you!]]

[[Where’s your ask box? I want to pester you with questions~ o -o; /feels stupid]]

askdamongant: Nothing is better after a long, hard swimming session than working in the kitchen....

Sat, 10 Sep 2011 00:37:17 -0700

askdamongant:

Nothing is better after a long, hard swimming session than working in the kitchen. I’m ready, Army! Give me all ya got!

[[Welcome back! A-And .. well, nice to meet you, I guess.]]

I-I do not want to give anyz’ing to you! You are a scary man! You eyes, z’ey pierce my delicate soul! ; ~;

(I z’ink I am going to faint… someone get me la smelling salts!)

[[That picture made my day! xD Thank you, and nice to meet you too~ c: ]]

Bon-JOUR everyone! (Especially to z’e new followers~!) I...

Sat, 10 Sep 2011 00:15:00 -0700

Bon-JOUR everyone! (Especially to z’e new followers~!) I apoligize for z’e ‘iatus z’at I took recently, it takes lots of la energy to search for z’e perfect recipes! And, as z’ey say, you cannot rush la perfection!

I ‘ope z’is lovely portrait of moi will make it up for you! And z’e ask box is waiting for la questions~!

((Well… most of my college prep is done. Good to be back with all of you guys~ 8D))

Admin post! ^^;

Sun, 04 Sep 2011 10:47:26 -0700

Hey guys, I have to get ready for college, so I won’t be on for a bit… > ~<

Sorry! I know this blog is still new, and barely broken in. Feel free to still submit questions and stuff though, I’ll answer them the next time I log back in.

Byebye (for a bit)

~Jay

ask-matt-engarde: Oils…? I dunno, dude. I don’t think oils are good for my skin… [[ It’s called...

Sat, 03 Sep 2011 23:24:39 -0700

ask-matt-engarde:

Oils…? I dunno, dude. I don’t think oils are good for my skin…

[[ It’s called Sai Paint Tool. o uo

Oh, and as for Tumblr eating posts… All you have to do is click ‘as’ beside ‘Reblog post’ when you’re typing a response, click ‘text’ and it’ll show the entire thing. c:
… unless you already knew that. OTL

EDIT: Which, by your edited post, I can tell you apparently did! XD Whoops. ]]

Oh, non non! You do not rub it on z’e skin! Just a few drops in la bathwater every night, and enjoy z’e delicate smell!

You can trust me. I am la certified aromatherapist!

((SAI looks amazing! Though I’ve never tried it before, do you like it?))

((Yeah, sorry about that… OTL))

Chère Dahlia, I do not share la secrets for ma ‘air to...

Sat, 03 Sep 2011 23:20:00 -0700

Chère Dahlia,

I do not share la secrets for ma ‘air to all of tumblr.

Mais, your style, it ‘as z’e ladylike qualities and la delicacy of a true woman! You do not need z’eese secrets or tips~!

~Jean Armstrong

((ooc: tired mistake, clicked link = w=))

Sat, 03 Sep 2011 23:04:00 -0700

((ooc: tired mistake, clicked link = w=)):

ask-matt-engarde:

Hmm… I gotta talk to my…

((aaand, tumblr ate the post. So here’s the end))
Sh-… she says she’s busy… so whatever time you want, dude.

[[ XDD Thank you! I’m trying out some new drawing software, so I figured that would be good for practice.
And yaaaay, Adrian. ; w ; I’m trying to convince a friend of mine to make one, cause I know she’d be perfect… ]]

Oh, I am sorry to ‘ear z’at…

I will put in la reservation right away! Even if you feel la loneliness because la belle manager is busy, ma cuisine will bring la smile to your face!

Et aussi, maybe I shall make z’e special mixture of oils, special pour vous!

((What software are you trying out? c:))

((It’d be awesome if she does~ the more people the better, right? 8D Seems like lots of people are joining already, aha. It’s pretty awesome!))

Chère Larry, You really mean it? I am so ‘appy! Très...

Sat, 03 Sep 2011 22:47:07 -0700

Chère Larry,

You really mean it?

I am so ‘appy! Très Bien iz getting more popular each moment!

For la top quality cuisine like I make, it iz not expensive at all~ La bonne marche!

Come over soon, your taztebuds will say “Merci!”

~ Jean Armstrong

ask-matt-engarde: Dude. Whoa. Chill. I don’t think my manager would like it if you had a heart...

Sat, 03 Sep 2011 22:45:04 -0700

ask-matt-engarde:

Dude. Whoa. Chill. I don’t think my manager would like it if you had a heart attack in front of me…

[[ T w T … time to draw foreveralone!Matt. ]]

Je suis désolée, it iz just… you are z’e first celebrity I ‘ave talked to… I get… easily overwhelmed.

What time would you like for la reservation?

[[xDDD your drawing is amazing! I mean… we’ll find you an Adrian! *cough cough*]]

((Something will be thought of! >:D Ahaha, Armstrong is crazy...

Sat, 03 Sep 2011 22:22:00 -0700

((Something will be thought of! >:D Ahaha, Armstrong is crazy enough to talk to everyone!

Thank you though! Getting messages like this mean a lot ^^

It’s definitely a…different mindset, aha. But so much fun! And keeps me brushed up with French? xD

- Admin (Jay) ))

ask-matt-engarde: Thanks, dude. I really owe you one. Maybe I can get you a backstage pass to one...

Sat, 03 Sep 2011 21:51:00 -0700

ask-matt-engarde:

Thanks, dude. I really owe you one. Maybe I can get you a backstage pass to one of my dress rehearsals or something…

[[ Ha ha, yeah. Especially since the only Adrian I know on here doesn’t like Matt, let alone Adrian x Matt. OTL
Forever alone. ]]

B-B-Backstage passes? MERCI BEAUCOUP! Monsieur, you are just too nice!

I-I- Oh là là~! (Z’is is too much for my delicate ‘eart to ‘andle!)

/rose explodes and faints from excitement

((Got the reply to text to see the gifs, yessssss! /fistpump))

((D’aww, poor forever alone Matty! D8 /patpat))

La manager et vous~? (I am so ‘appy right now z’at...

Sat, 03 Sep 2011 21:39:12 -0700

La manager et vous~?

(I am so ‘appy right now z’at I could just dance~!)

I will prepare la reservations dans une moment!

((I’ve heard some shipping that are way more twisted, at least that makes a bit of sense xDDD))

((Though now I’m curious to see how these will play out in your ask blog, aha ;P))